Sunday, April 23, 2017

Quotes from the Kids: April 2017 - July 2017

4-23-17
J (4) - what's that on your face?
Derrick - I don't know. What is it?
J (5) - She means your beard! Why you have hair on your face?
Derrick - Because I'm a boy.
J (5) - (laughing) Dylan doesn't have that!
Dylan - (joking) And I won't. Not ever!
Andrew - I want to have hair...on my weewee!
Me - Someday, buddy. Not yet though.
Did I mention we were at DQ? Always an adventure with our crew!!!


J (3) - Look, Bylan has that naughty birds cup! (Dylan had an Angry Birds cup).

6-14-17
Andrew: "If you don't get what you get, you can throw a fit."

7-3-17
J (4) - "I like Andrew best. He's the perfect boy for me. He's so silly!"

7-6-17
J (4) - "When Jesus had he's bath-tism, he goed in the water."

7-23-17
J (4) - "Excuse me. That was an invisible fart."
Me - "Well, I hope so."