Some of my friends posted this survey & I thought I'd ask Dylan. Some answers are more correct than others!
1. What is something mom always says to you? Go back to bed.
2. What makes mom happy? When I do what she says
3. What makes mom sad? When I don’t do what she says
4. How does your mom make you laugh? By telling jokes...or something. I don’t really know.
5. What was your mom like as a child? I don’t know! Because I wasn’t there!
6. How old is your mom? 32 (nope)
7. How tall is your mom? 32 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? I don’t know (whispers, “What’s your favorite thing to do?”) Watch NASCAR?
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? I don’t know. Have lunch with Daddy.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Maybe being the President. Maybe.
11. What is your mom really good at? Packing
12. What is your mom not very good at? I don’t know.
13. What does your mom do for a job? Nothing! My dad only does a job.
14.What is your mom's favorite food? “I don’t know.” “Dylan, I just told you the other day.” “I can’t remember. Salad?”
15.What makes you proud of your mom? Taking care of us.
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be? Spidergirl, maybe. Maybe.
17. What do you and your mom do together? A lot of stuff.
18. How are you and your mom the same? Because of our voice, hair, & eyes.
19. How are you and your mom different? Because you have psoriasis & I don’t
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Because she says she loves me all the time.
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? That we can get money.
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Chipotle (he’s probably right about that one!)
23. How old was your Mom when you were born? I don’t know. 22, maybe?
